Marianne Bryant is a Jesus-loving closeted lesbian who will stop at nothing to rid North Ojai High School of anyone who she doesn't deem to be "perfect in God's eyes". She's very bipolar and is dating a 22-year-old named Micah who is sleeping with the guidance councelor behind her back. Her taste in outfits is good but it doesn't seem very respectable. She's an office aid and is very particular it comes to sharpening the pencils in the office. She's the head of the Church Youth Group at her school and caused the school board to change the mascot. Her argument was that it was anti-God and not appropriate, although woodchucks were even worse than Blue Devils.